Alright, here is a random record..

[Mephiles]

Today, at 11:45 AM, I was mauled by rampaging chickens. Then, I decided that I would like to eat a pie-flavoured Milkshake. After that, I sat down in a bin and said hello to my friend Bob the Builder. Then attempted to eat his head. But he strangled me with a piece of Sandpaper and I DIEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Discover the secret message, it doesn't take an einstein to work it out...

[Fran]

Chickens like to eat Sandpaper